I heard this commercial this past week.
The setting is apparently at the airport where a customer is looking to checking in. I wrote the dialogue from memory but the gist of it is below.
Customer Service Rep: Welcome to Cheapo airlines. How can I help you today?
Customer: Yes I just want to check these bags.
CSR: Okay you know our airline has a charge of $10 per bag.
Cus: What you charging me to check my bags. Alright I just cant wait to get on board and get something to eat.
CSR: Well then I hope you bought your own snacks because our snacks start at about $2 each.
Cus: What? You charging me for the snacks too? Man, okay I just want to board and get some rest then.
CSR: Well in that case I hope you brought your blankets because there is a charge to use our blankets.
Cus: (Exasperated) Why did I not choose to fly Air Jamaica.
I heard that on one of the Caribbean radio programs in Broward and found it amusing. Sounds like Air Jamaica is calling out the competition…….
Speaking of the competition, there was this item in the news about Spirit Airlines a month ago where the CEO inadvertently sent a missive to a staff member after a customer complained. Definitely worth a read. Click here to view.
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Oops! :-0
That's why you have to be careful about saying or writing nasty things! They have a way of coming back to haunt us!
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